Guy In a Cow Suit Shoplifts 26 Gallons of Milk From a Busy Walmart

[Johnny-Max]

Guy In a Cow Suit Shoplifts 26 Gallons of Milk From a Busy Walmart

This has to be one of the weirdest shoplifting cases ever.
A guy dressed in a cow suit somehow stole 26 gallons of milk at around 10:30 PM from a busy Walmart in Virginia, reports David Pierce at Inside Nova.
It gets better. Police say the 18-year-old crawled out of the store on all-fours, though there's no word yet on whether he mooed or not.
Afterwards, the man began handing out the stolen milk jugs to passersby.
Police caught the mischievous cow at a nearby McDonald's - without his suit, which they later found in his car.
It was probably a prank, but the biggest question remains unsolved.
How the hell he did manage to crawl out the front door of a Walmart - past the gauntlet of loss-prevention workers, cashiers and greeters - with such a massive amount of milk?
The sheriffs office says that it doesn't have surveillance video of the incident.

[jakematic]

 

That's a little over 200 lbs of milk.
Have talked to a lot of loss prevention folks and cashiers - this has got to be the weirdest one yet.....

[Hanzel]

Moooooo Moooooo,  I'm a cow

[Johnny-Max]

I think it is utterly ridiculous

[Farmgal]

crazy
why wouldn't someone watch a guy in a cow suit?  I mean is it that normal nowadays that he wouldn't be seen all the time, every move he made, by someone?  LOL  yea a prank.  funny

[BoatGuy]

Did you steal that milk?

NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO! (do you know how hard it is to imitate a cow's moo in writing? Neither did I...)