The Self-Sufficient Homestead
September 09, 2010, 12:47:25 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
News: The Straw-Bosses will be adding & reorganizing the message boards, so be patient. Johnny MAX
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1]
  Print  
Author Topic: ALWAYS BE HONEST  (Read 37 times)
Hanzel
Chicken Rancher
***
Posts: 115



View Profile WWW
« on: July 19, 2010, 08:38:19 PM »

Well, there you go.....sounds kind of like your government managing the day-to-day education of your children. Oh, I forgot.....not this government. "They are in charge of the situation"!!!!

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
 
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.  I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...
Logged

Feeling a little Betrayed by your Government ??
www.theybetrayedus.org
cave dweller
Straw-Boss
Goat Herder
*****
Posts: 352



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 01:16:06 AM »

 Cry
Logged

How can we feed the world?
How can we create conditions to enable every community to feed itself?

Socrates did nothing more than encourage people to think. For this, they killed him.
Johnny-Max
Big Straw-Boss
Plantation Owner
*****
Posts: 824


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 08:14:11 PM »

To Funny Cry
Logged
Hanzel
Chicken Rancher
***
Posts: 115



View Profile WWW
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 07:21:57 AM »

To Funny Cry

Thanks Johnny Max, I was rewriting the joke as a Johnny Max joke when I heard you read it on the podcast.
Logged

Feeling a little Betrayed by your Government ??
www.theybetrayedus.org
Pages: [1]
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.9 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!